Everyone, just calm down now.April 15, 2016
Yep, that’s what I think. Everybody just needs to calm down.
Americans get excited about money from oil, and invade other countries. Other countries get excited about being invaded and retaliate. Americans get more excited about security and start taking any measures they can think of to protect themselves. Republicans get excited because the President has a relatively dark colour to his skin and start a very excited movement for everyone to be ignorant and paranoid. Donald Trump excitedly yells, and excited people yell back ignorantly about making things “great again”. Extremists blow things up. Putin gets excited and starts invading things, and has some of his planes buzz an American destroyer. The excitement starts catching and other people get excited as well.
It seems that frantic, excited reaction to events breeds more excited frantic reaction, and its really hard to turn that around. Once excitement reaches a certain level it turns into fear and paranoia … and then violence. It takes a lot for Buddhist monks to get excited (actually I know almost nothing about them, but I make things up), but if they do, things really get crazy. Most of the time, though, they’re really calm so you never hear about them doing stupid things on the news. The news is about excited people, but you might notice that a lot of the time their excitement is just a precursor to someone getting hurt. In fact, people get excited about the prospect of other people being hurt while they watch. People get excited by football and there is no way to imagine football without brain-damaging collisions … pretty exciting. People get excited about other people doing dangerous things because other people might get hurt. They get excited about stock car racing because there might be a crash and someone might get hurt.
It’s pretty hard to be violent when you’re relaxed unless you’re a complete psycho. So, I’d like everyone to just calm down and take some deep breaths. ISIS should have, like, a picnic with the CIA and nobody should get excited. Maybe they could all go and get a massage and one of those hot stone treatments. The only way that could turn out poorly is if someone gets excited, and that will be against the rules. So … calm down … take some deep breaths, look around you.
Just don’t get so excited.